Doug Wilson, General Manager and Chief Misinformation Officer of the San Jose Sharks released what he apparently believes to have been a missive, regarding the recent suspension of Raffi Torres. By saying, “suspension” I am not in any way referring to, nor advocating for having Torres hung by the neck. I am referring to his being banned from playing for the remainder of the 2nd round versus the Kings.
Wilson makes a good argument, in that he uses words and makes sentences. If one completely disregards visual physical evidence, vocabulary as defined in all the known dictionaries, logic, and all the Laws of Physics, Wilson nails it.
Here is the text of Wilson’s release:
The Sharks organization fully supports the NHL in its efforts to remove illegal and dangerous hits from the game but we strongly disagree with the NHL’s decision to suspend Raffi Torres.