Monthly Archives: February 2012

L. A. Kings And The Case Of The Vanishing Goals: Victims Or Suspects? (2/29/2012)

(This article was originally published by me as a guest author at the site called “Surly and Scribe”) JOINT REPORT, AS AUTHORIZED BY SURLY AND SCRIBE, FOR THE EYES OF NEW TASK FORCE MEMBERS ONLY Subject: Missing Goals Agency: Interpol … Continue reading

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Is It Over Yet? The L.A. Kings And The Impetus of Impotence… 2/25/2012

(This article was originally published by me as a guest author at the site called “Surly and Scribe”) The momentum of mediocrity. The inertia of ineptitude… Can it end? Will it end? I wanted this team to do well this … Continue reading

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L.A.- The New Nash-Ville? (2/21/2012)

(This article was originally published by me as a guest author at the site called “Surly and Scribe”) I am of mixed feelings about the rumored, possibly auto-generated-for-TV-commentator-content regarding proposed trades for Sir Galahad/The Cavalry/Captain “Sully” Sullenberger/A Veteran Coast Guard … Continue reading

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Prolonged Exposure: Lombotomy 2/19/2012

(This article was originally published by me as a guest author at the site called “Surly and Scribe”) [Meeting after the 1-0 loss to Calgary, the second consecutive game the Kings were shutout 1-0] Sutter: “This isn’t gonna be a … Continue reading

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L.A. Kings, Down and Dirty: What’s A Mother To Do? 2/17/2012

(This article was originally published by me as a guest author at the site called “Surly and Scribe”) L.A. Kings, Down and Dirty: What’s A Mother To Do? 2/17/2012 Vital Game. 4 Points. A familiar team, easy to game-plan against. … Continue reading

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Bowman, It’s Me, Lombardi (2/16/2012)

(This article was originally published by me as a guest author at the site called “Surly and Scribe”) “Bowman, it’s me, Lombardi.” “Fuck you Dean.” “Thanks, Stan, appreciate you’re taking my call. Number 9, number 9, number 9…” “Okay, we’re … Continue reading

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